5 (Potentially) Embarrassing Massage Questions

What if I fall asleep during the massage?

It's totally normal to worry about dozing off while getting a massage, but honestly, there's nothing to stress about! If you find yourself catching some Z's, it usually means one of two things:

1. Your body is loving every minute of the therapist's work—your actions are saying it all!

2. You're just doing what a lot of people do, and it's really no big deal.

What if I drool, snore, or fart during the massage?

So, this isn’t exactly a question people ask all the time, probably because it’s a bit embarrassing. But let’s be real, it’s something that crosses a lot of minds! You might be surprised to hear that it’s totally normal to fall asleep during a really good massage. The therapist’s techniques can be super relaxing, and before you know it, you’re snoozing away. If you doze off, it’s not unusual to start dribbling or even snoring a bit. And hey, sometimes when you’re super relaxed, you might let out a little toot too! That can happen when the pressure from the massage gets to your muscles, and you might not even realize it until it’s too late. So if you know you’re prone to a little gas when you chill out, maybe skip the cauliflower rice before your session!

Your therapist has probably seen it all and is totally cool about these things, so no worries!

What if I get an erection during the massage?

Hey, it’s not uncommon for guys to get an erection during a massage. No need to freak out about it! Just getting touched can kick your parasympathetic nervous system into gear, which might lead to that happening. A good therapist knows this and will handle it like a pro. If it’s something you’re worried about, you could try wearing some snug Lycra shorts during your session—it might help.

When I turn over to face up, do I have to look at my therapist?

This can be a bit awkward. Some folks think it’s rude to close their eyes during a massage. But honestly, think about how uncomfortable it would be to keep your eyes open and avoid looking at your therapist's face the whole time. And staring at them non-stop? Yeah, that’s not a great idea either!

Instead, when you turn over, just give your therapist a smile and say something quick and nice. Then go ahead and close your eyes again and soak in the rest of your massage. The same goes for chatting during your session – I’m totally cool with a little chit-chat or just listening, but don’t feel like you have to keep me entertained. This is your time to relax and enjoy!

I hate my feet (or other body part), what can I do?

You can totally ask your therapist to skip the foot massage or just keep that area covered up. A lot of folks aren’t into having their feet touched—maybe they don’t like how they look, they’re ticklish, or just for whatever reason. If you keep your socks on, that’s a pretty clear hint to your therapist: “Hey, no foot action, please!” And no worries about explaining yourself; therapists are used to these kinds of requests.

A similar question sometimes tossed around is "I didn't shave my legs, will my therapist mind?" No, they will not mind. Not one little bit.